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did-you-kno:

Exposure to cold makes body fat easier to burn. Scientists found that putting ice packs on problem areas can burn extra calories. Combine that with 10 minutes of shivering, which burns as many calories as an hour’s exercise, and you could literally freeze your butt off. Source

did-you-kno:

Exposure to cold makes body fat easier to burn. Scientists found that putting ice packs on problem areas can burn extra calories. Combine that with 10 minutes of shivering, which burns as many calories as an hour’s exercise, and you could literally freeze your butt off. Source


waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring

alicesadventuresintherye:

Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.


conversantaparade:

oh my gosh you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

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HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW


angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME

angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME


westernkanye:

did-you-kno:

If you lived in complete darkness, your body would eventually adjust to a 48-hour day where you stay awake for 36 hours and then sleep for 12. Source

so no change

westernkanye:

did-you-kno:

If you lived in complete darkness, your body would eventually adjust to a 48-hour day where you stay awake for 36 hours and then sleep for 12. Source

so no change


cybugs:

nominated for 4 academy awards 


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