THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA
they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!
NO AND ITS BULLSHIT
YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS
nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT
We don’t consider that candy
poptarts are a hearty fucking breakfast
My second Loot Crate! This months theme was Dragons and it was just a wee bit disappointing. Though I did lose my tracking e-mail and they sent me another one in less than 24 hours so that was quite nice.
1. Elder Scrolls Online Exclusive Figure - The Nord. Hailing from the bitter climes of Skyrim, the Nords are the brash, boisterous frontline of the Ebonheart Pact. Natural-born warriors and expert weapon masters, they fight with an ecstatic ferocity that terrifies even the most stalwart enemies.
2. Game of Thrones Myster Mini - I was really hoping for one of the wolves or the dragons but I got Robb Stark instead. I feel like his expression is an accurate representation of how I feel after two weeks of finals, so it’s a bit fitting.
3. Dragon Jerky - This was a really neat idea but even though I’m not a big fan of jerky in the first place, this was rather disgusting.
4. Dragon Shield Screen Cleaner - This is actually pretty handy, it’s small and compact so I can take it with me in case I need to clean my camera’s screen. Very handy.
5. 20 Sided Stress Dice - Big Dungeons & Dragons fan here so this was much appreciated bit of loot that my dogs will undoubtedly, somehow, get a hold of and tear to pieces. But until then it will go on my bookshelf.
6, 7, 8. 20 Sided Polyhedral Dice, Dragon Slayer Tag, and bonus Collectible Pin.
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
Really, guys? I’m back for ten minutes and we’re already fighting space aliens?
Steve just spends this entire movie unimpressed with EVERYTHING
#as much as I love steve being impressed like vaccinations! #smallpox is gone! #washing machines! #the future is wonderful! #I also want him to kinda be like #oh so it doesn’t fold the clothes for you? #I still gotta iron this myself? #Howard promised flying cars 70 years ago #Where’re the robots #unimpressed by the future tbh (via kehinki)
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
*whispers* no idea what this is but omg gorgeous
Fisheye Placebo by yuumei.