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Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. it was the best day ever."

Wet Holmes


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i wont rest until ive complained about everything


the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

Little Groot dancing


when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

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